Hampton Roads Writers
Poking fun at you, a relative gives you a dubious award at a family picnic ("Worst Horseshoe Player," "Best Beer Holder," etc.). In a twist, you accept the award and give a short speech. Write a humorous acceptance speech.
Now, write a bitingly sarcastic speech that subtly telegraphs your displeasure at having the award bestowed on you.
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